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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense


himelistic:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

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piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

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lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

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amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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bigeisamazing:

*at Starbucks*

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*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

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*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

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"that’s clearly not any of my business"

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troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.


knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

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meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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